Yea they aren't hiring anyone cause all the applicants suck D and not a single one out of 69 has brought 2 bottles of Glenlivet or Aberlour under 12 year or Better yet... * * Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone with SprintSpeed

Man a buzzed, sarcastic post really turns into a dick move with no response from anyone. I'm just the lowest ranking snacko without a seat in any room or at any table but I think they should be letting those that they want to interview know in the next few weeks. All I know is the running joke (only a joke because this would be illegal/otherwise legit) is the first person to bring a bottle of good scotch or two is hired on the spot; no interview.

Anyone? Today should be the last possible day to hear. 2 weeks prior to the interview date.